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Lame Excuses
(:60)
Smith: Close the door, gentlemen. (Door sound f/x)
So. Today’s the first of the month. Where’s my software project?
Gary: Well, chief, we thought you, uh,
might be wondering about that. So we’ve prepared a little statement. Al?
(2 bars piano intro)
Guys: We hate to miss a deadline
We’re really losing face.
Gary: But so many things have
happened
Guys: To bring us to this place.
A
small misunderstanding
‘Bout the nature of the beast
Andy: Meant we had to do some
scrambling --
Dean: That set
us back two weeks!
Al/Andy: We lost a week to holidays
Dean/Gary: And half-a-week to flu
Al: And it
didn’t help to have to train
Guys: A DOZEN
Al: New recruits.
Guys: We thought
we nailed it weeks ago
And everything was fine.
Gary: It worked real well on Al’s
machine
Andy: But crashed and failed on mine!
Guys: But barring
further maladies
And if we really crunch
We’re positive we’ll have it done
Within another month.
Take it, Dean.
(Tap dancing sf/x; music and sf/x fade out)
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