Radio
Duck
on Head
(:60)
Cop: Entering Minnesota today?
Man: Yes
officer.
Cop:
Remove your hat please.
Man: Come again?
Cop: Got to make sure you're not crossing state lines with a duck on your head.
Man: Why would I do that?
Cop: I don't
pretend to understand the criminal mind.
Man:
Criminal--?! Okay. Hat's off.
Cop: No ducks.
Man: Can I go?
Cop: Just a
couple questions. Will you be teasing any skunks while you're in
Minnesota?
Man: No.
Cop: Eating a hamburger in St. Cloud on Sunday?
Man: I hadn't
thought about --
Cop: Sleeping
naked?
Man: I-I've got pajamas,
but why is that illegal?
Cop:
I don't write the laws. I just enforce 'em.
Man: Are these new laws?
Cop: Oh, no, very old. I just came across them recently.
Man: So you're single-handedly making the state safe for skunks and ducks and people who
pull the sheets off a fellow in the middle of the night?
Cop: Hey,
Pal. We all gotta do our part.
Anncr: Imagine what life would be like if we never got rid of the
ancient laws. Well, Minnesota's Credit Unions face that reality every day.
The state laws governing credit unions, and the 1.4 million Minnesotans who
are credit union members, were mostly written in the 1920s, long before the
advent of contemporary financial practices. That's why Minnesota's Credit
Unions are sponsoring simple legislation to update these laws, at no cost to the public. Please support the
Minnesota Credit Union Protection Act. For more information, call your
local credit union or visit www.MNCUN.org.
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